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Some things i mean. Somethings i don't.

Mineral is playing in San Francisco, CA On October 22nd at The Independent and 23rd at Bottom of The Hill.


i hate when no one appreciates my puns

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backstreetboys1993-2001   187167 07.25.14

The Warm Virus (June 5, 2004)

The Warm Virus (June 5, 2004)

The visible white lines entered my brain
As my heart turned to black
They argued back and fourth until your eyes finally rolled back into your head
I stood there
In front of the familiar building
Decorated with bold red lettering
And I called for an answer
I called for help
But it was too late

Pretty boys shouldn’t answer my phone calls
I am tired of screaming for my own name
Hammer me into the ground before you arrive
And I shall breathe your face no more

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Untitled (May 30, 2004)

Untitled (May 30, 2004)

I told you that I can’t love you
All the lies you told him and put him through
And now
I am lying
On the ground
Where I should have put you in the first place

Take my tears
Circumcise my dirty thoughts
I never want to make love again
The factory’s closed
So I opened up your mouth
Tasted what I thought was meaningless morals
But made an effort to learn from my mistakes

Take this spoon
Scoop up your nightmares
And recycle them

Look, I am feeling kind of sad
Look, I am feeling kind of sad
Look, what have you done?
To save what was left of us

Scream if you want
My angels won’t hear you
And if you feel like praying
My stars won’t care

So fix what you two had
Give him all the things he deserved
Shoot yourself in the head
And come back for my sake

I can’t stand to see you gone

One summer fall, I scabbed my knees
You stood over me like a sickness
"I can kiss it and make it better"
You make a better infection than you do a band-aid
And I am sure your family is proud

So take the time
To understand what I have done
Cry for 42 minutes only to see that the sun is still out
Does this mean that hope is rising?
Can I count the strokes of my pen before falling asleep?

Cry for my tears
Because my tears need sympathy too

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Untitled (May 22, 2004)

Untitled (May 22, 2004)

Calling all angels
Live with me now
I tell you I am going to sleep
Fly to me now

I will leave my window open
If you promise to bury me deep
The razor is on the top shelf
Her hair is hanging from the ceiling

Ignore the package on the left
It is just my heart
It has finally been mailed back
The post office is over flowing
They recently got her heart caught on the belt

Oh look
Did that scream just escape my mouth?
Did my left arm just jerk?
What? The window is closed?

Oh damn you
And fuck all your lies
I never wanted you in here anyway
I never believed you would make it

Nice wings
Did you buy them at the same place I bought mine?

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"I was like, good gracious ass is bodacious. Flirtatious, tryin’ to show faces. Lookin’ for the right time to shoot my steam"

— Nikola Tesla

Vampire!Lynz - [2/?]

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zoidedd   105 07.20.14



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fearofaghostplanet   1656 07.20.14

"Ho, go home and wash out your beaver."

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Fucking red coats

Picasa by Google is sooo annoying. It lacks some of those most obvious fucking features. Turning screenshot take-over off would be nice. Syncing the SUB FOLDERS of a folder that you are syncing online is another. There are so many.

thejsimmons   88291 07.19.14


The best salary is illusory.

"Maharajah Donald" (1947) by Carl Barks

gameraboy   146 07.19.14