me Tastefully offensive contradictions.

Some things i mean. Somethings i don't.

i fucking hate that Greyhound lets you know that their are no tickets available for the times you chose AFTER you put in all you rinfo. On top of that, they dont tell you what IS available either. You have to do it all over again and hope for the best. Fuck you.

 Also:

The schedule you selected is sold-out. Please choose another departure/return date or time.

We are sorry, but we could not complete your online purchase.
Please contact your credit card issuer to verify your credit card information or contact us for assistance. Multiple purchase attempts may affect the amount of available credit on your account.”

Which one fucking is it?

updating Nvidia drivers

updating Nvidia drivers

"Cover the earth"

"Cover the earth"

i edited the texture pack i use in my Minecraft to feature mormon creepers.

The texture pack that i use/edited is Sphax PureBDCraft: http://bdcraft.net/

Also the blood on my pickaxe is me too. i added blood to a lot of the armor and tools i use. 

robert-smith-is-a-cat:

hisbonnieontheside:

OH MY GOD

I know. Isn’t it beautiful?

robert-smith-is-a-cat:

hisbonnieontheside:

OH MY GOD

I know. Isn’t it beautiful?

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danielleparsonsphotography:

Pity Sex
July 2014
Philadelphia, PA
Tumblr

danielleparsonsphotography:

Pity Sex

July 2014

Philadelphia, PA

Tumblr

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circaboard:

Lily, William & Anthony Green

circaboard:

Lily, William & Anthony Green

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huebucket:

U MAD BRO? Art by Huebuckethttp://bit.ly/1CIRMi1
huebucket   269 10.06.14
theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

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laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

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laughhard   63212 09.26.14

"ALERT: After our show this evening in St Louis at the Firebird we went to celebrate Chris’ birthday by going bowling at Flamingo Bowl. Shortly after 1am our van was broken into and all of our belongings were stolen. Thousands and thousands of dollars in personal electronics, a cash box with several shows worth of merch sales, clothing, invaluable intellectual property, and many many other items. Our rear cargo hold with most of the gear was thankfully left safe. The van was locked, we specifically paid to park in a well lit lot with an attendant. When we came out 30 min later, attendant was gone, locks popped off, and belongings gone. Please if anyone in the area has any information email us at mineral@officialmineral.com. There have been many burglaries targeting band vehicles and clubs in the St Louis area, please repost/share and help spread the word so other traveling bands are more aware and alert of their surroundings and decision making."

— Mineral (Facebook page)

Hummus

09.15.14