me Tastefully offensive contradictions.

Some things i mean. Somethings i don't.

"ALERT: After our show this evening in St Louis at the Firebird we went to celebrate Chris’ birthday by going bowling at Flamingo Bowl. Shortly after 1am our van was broken into and all of our belongings were stolen. Thousands and thousands of dollars in personal electronics, a cash box with several shows worth of merch sales, clothing, invaluable intellectual property, and many many other items. Our rear cargo hold with most of the gear was thankfully left safe. The van was locked, we specifically paid to park in a well lit lot with an attendant. When we came out 30 min later, attendant was gone, locks popped off, and belongings gone. Please if anyone in the area has any information email us at mineral@officialmineral.com. There have been many burglaries targeting band vehicles and clubs in the St Louis area, please repost/share and help spread the word so other traveling bands are more aware and alert of their surroundings and decision making."

— Mineral (Facebook page)

Hummus

09.15.14

"I’m the kinda G that little homies want to be like; on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the street light"

— Peter Frampton

I’d love to do a parody of NeverEnding Story in which a boy gets sucked into an Effective Group Discussion textbook.

staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

staff   180416 09.10.14

"I’m stuck on pussy and your’s is right. Rip ridin’ the poles and them doors is tight. And I’ma get me a shot ‘fo the end of the night ‘cause pussy is pussy and baby you’re pussy for life"

— Miles Davis

Sheep get married while the rest of us ask “why?”. Why does the government want us to get married so bad? Going as far as providing specialy enticing and discriminating, members-only-type perks? Why do people require a document in order for another to prove their love? Why can’t anybody get married? Why do people rush to get married, knowing the divorce rate, as if they’re different and like no one else thought the exact same way?

09.09.14

The views of Gene Simmons are SO rock n’ roll. Am i right?

Also, when other bands wear makeup, they sound badass*. Unlike the sissy sounds of Kiss, a borderline boy band.

*compared to Kiss

Hair dying instructions

Does the water ever run clear?

Here’s a YouTube video reaction idea: Dehydrated children in Africa reacting to ALS water challenge videos.

"Breath mints! You’re willing to learn. Breath mints! Oh the circle still turns"

— Dio
08.23.14

"When I’m alone, baby, all by myself; You’re out with someone else. Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’ each other"

— Journey
08.23.14
leagueoftalon:

im crying lol

leagueoftalon:

im crying lol

leagueoftalon   280 08.23.14
hawkeblocking   2630 08.23.14

nervesize:

Anime vs. Live Action

(via deathnotefansite)

kurokosfluffyhair   482 08.23.14